Sixty-Six Random Memes To Waste Time Looking At

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Dec 5, 2019 10:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Christmas decoration - Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord Guess who's happy to have opened day No.1 of his advent calendar #Pickle ADVENT CALENDAR FOR DOGS
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    Food - emily rose @emily_1613 · Happy Thanksgiving! My dog ate the cheesecake while we were in a different room!
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    Adaptation - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Daisy. She is queen chonk of this hilltop. Been visiting it for the last 12 years. Likes to smile in every direction before she leaves. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday 11:16 AM 11/30/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Brody Smith @BrodyMSmith Every year Ashley reminds me that I with her on Thanksgiving in dn broke 7th grade. It's my favorite tradition. < AU Ashley Remember when you broke up with me 9 years ago and then I couldn't eat on Thanksgiving because I was so heartbroken Cause I do This is the 8th year in a row that I've apologized how many more is it gonna take Delivered iMessage Pay
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    Lawn ornament - jen @jeennizzle It's December 1st.....
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    Vehicle - Welp. That explains the dent in the truck.
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    Text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Advice from my 92 year old grandmother: Honey, make sure to get yourself some new lingerie. It's good for your marriage. 6:35 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    People - RT 28 Comments Save Share 8,214 COMMENTS (28) ADD COMMENT MoisterThanACloyster 3 hr 1 REPLY I love how he is the leader of a country but always looks like a kid who just said the alphabet for dinner guests
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    Canidae - ghoul @ Abhorrence November 30th vs December 1st 1:08 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - How much unhealthy crap can l shovel into my mouth this weekend? adam.the.creator The limit does not exist.
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    Clothing - chawkigyal @edvicchawki still can't believe my mom made me be a hookah for a halloween when I was younger, what was she thinking
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    Product - Merry Christmas heres some ketchup idiot @tank.sinatra HEINZ HEINZ H TOM KETC NEED A GIFT IDEA? NEED A GIFT IDEA? Custm myHeinz.com TOMATO KETCHUP TOMATO KETCHUP
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    Cartoon - NERF KCCUSTRIKE A CAUTION mea EAD RECE Me You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something
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    Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I stayed on the couch with my snacks where it matters. 4:43 PM 12/1/19 Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 407 Likes Anne Fensie @annefensie 2h Replying to @AbbyHaslssues Away from the window I flew like a flash to hide from the neighbors who were looking to crash
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    Text - Black Forest Graham @GrahamKritzer My favorite part of all these Hallmark Christmas movies is seeing all of the green-leafed trees dotting the snow covered landscape and the sweat rolling down everyone's faces because ITS CLEARLY fu mg summer while they film these disasters 11:50 AM 11/30/19 Twitter for Android
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    White pine - Adam Aston @adamgreattwe et ELSANATON When you skip leg day
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    Product - it's the end of the world as we know it BhaudiRealmes Birthie Stick Bring your delivery to life Snoi
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    Human - When you turn Thanksgiving into a 4 day holiday @tank.sinatra
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    Text - Ally @TragicAllyHere My kids are obsessed with Home Alone and watched 1&2 this weekend. house is full of booby traps. Now my I'm in constant mortal peril in my own home and it's all Macaulay Culkin's fault. My 6 year old son asked me if we have a blowtorch. 10:01 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - MommyMemeJeans @mommymemejeans Tell me something you learned as an adult that you had very wrong as a kid. For example: Thanks to all the maps I saw as a kid, I thought Alaska was an island. That was an embarrassing moment for 19-year-old me 8:49 AM - 12/1/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Nick Turner @NicksTurners Every time someone posts a picture of themselves with a famous person they "met" I can only think of the how awkward the interaction must have been and how little enjoyment was had by all. B555 8:04 AM 11/12/19 from Los Angeles, CA Twitter for iPhone PRIBE CKETS
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    Face - MAD
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    Cat - THE CORRECT WAY I think I got the best Black Friday deal.
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    Text - Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits If toddlers made gift registries based on what they REALLY play with: Empty amazon boxes Tampons Chewed dog bones Bandaids Spatula Makeup brushes Anything their siblings have forbid them to touch 9:06 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    People - Netflix Original Christmas movie starterpack SSOLVE Sassydittle girl "I lost my mother/father funny sweet old lady too" Starring: and any basic white dude Vanessa Hudgens
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    Text - DATELINE @Date Date line PODCA #Whamageddon starts AT MIDNIGHT!!! Read the rules bc I refuse to explain to one more person that covers don't count! Love you, even if suck at reading instructions. This you isn't the safety booklet on airplanes, this is mother f-ing Whamageddon! Good luck out there! BE VIGILANT! WHAMAGEDDON THE ЧTH RULE You're out as soon as you recognise the song. THE RULES THE 1ST RULE The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing WHAM's Christmas classic; "L
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    Text - Daniel @Mr_DrEsquire I hear the batteries in the new Roombas can last for either 5 hours, or up until the 3rd time it wedges itself under the couch and you give up andi just fumimgleave it there forever. 3:27 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject "Mommy, will you play with me?" "I tell you what: what if I lie here and eat this piece of pie, and you just run that toy truck up and down my back?" "That's not playing, Mommy." "Not with that attitude." 6:10 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Food - Dan Milano @DanMilanoHere Happy Thanksgiving
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    Text - God Rest Ye Merry Jefflemen Compu... @JeffMyspace From the window, to the walls, Till Santa decks the halls, All these presents fall, Y'all sleet sleet mot kers, Y'all sleet sleet god damn 1:41 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Me: "comments on a post with an unpopular opinion " "gets 70 downvotes" Мe: EISTC Your boos mean-nothing I've seen what makes you cheer
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    Footwear - Grace, 19 Disappointment à 28 km Thought life would be easy peasy lemon squeezy But so far it's been stressed depressed lemon zest
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    Text - Lawrence Police AWRENCE POLICE @LawrenceKS_PD This will come as a shock to some, but when it's snowing, you HAVE TO allow extra stopping distance. It's 4 wheel drive, not four wheel stop. When it's slick, it doesn't matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan's Prius. 11:21 AM 25 Nov 18
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    Text - Llama in Pyjamas @Llama5x Now that we have thanksgiving out of the let me say this... way, *long draw, flicks cigarette* ers. ...Yippee Ki-Yay Mit 6:39 AM 11/30/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Book - I love antique stores Signed by the Author SPARKS PICOULT THE TENTH CCrION MOATES Se ORNWELL BLACK Edition Letter CORANWKLL 030 CORNWE ERDION EANDARD MES A G MOMENT nevica GEC Bible Holy Franklin's Enough Jdi Tu
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    Face - Time lapse of me watching The Irishman from start to finish @tank.sinatra
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    Hair - When I look at my bank account after the holidays @betches
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    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Spelling bee judge: Your word is condescending Me: Can you use it in a sentence? Spelling bee judge: uh yes, easily 6:53 AM 12/1/19 Buffer
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree.
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    Dance - The Epic Final Boss Of The Game Me Showing Up With My Custom Character
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    Job - Me watching my kid put ornaments in a big clump on one section of the tree
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    Facial expression - When you ride an Uber and the radio starts playing Deja Vu
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    Text - Boopin' Soup @thesqueezysloth Did you really think Treadmills have TWO water bottle holders!?One is clearly meant for a burrito 12:45 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - betchesbrides brides @betchesbrides Pretty sure my wedding vows said "in sickness and in health" but nothing about dealing with in-laws over Thanksgiving, yet here I am
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    Text - Kerry on Wayward Son @EmissaryKerry I couldn't possibly eat another piece of fwniting pie but yes I will. 3:05 PM 11/30/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - As frustrated as some may be for not having power or television think about the ones out fixing it. I appreciate ALL the line workers in this weather!
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    Text - Frumpalicious @frumpalicious1 When someone says, "Fun fact," the information that follows is seldom, if ever, fun. 8:10 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon Watching the Irishman and the only thing Irish about it so far are the bombs. 8:11 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Nick Turner @NicksTurners lonly allow my kids to watch one hour of The Irishman per night 11:33 PM 11/30/19 from Los Angeles, CA Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - april @AprilArson if i had a dick i would definitely have tried to see how many donuts i can stack on that bad boy by now
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    Text - Brokengirl @SarcasticSadOne Look. I'll fake an orgasm, but I cannot fake an interest in football. 4:18 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Dinosaur - ME RUNNING OUT OF MY ROOM AT 6 A.M. YELLING AT THE CAT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP THE CAT imgip.com
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    Product - Tesla's new motorcycle
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    Facial expression - The first time you see baby Yoda The 8607th time you see baby Yoda
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    Event - AP IMAGES BABY YODA TRENDING HIGHER THAN DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES NEWS uzo PRICE OF A GALLON OF REGULAR GAS DROPPEDA HALF CENT TO $3 824 ACCORDING TO TRIPLE A Yoda In 2020 NDNKICHS
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    Cartoon - Buttface Буo 5уб P) Буо You're not invited to my birthday буo
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    Text - We all know what the best meme of the decade was What is the meaning of Stonehenge? This circle of stacked rocks has baffled and mystified historians and antiquarians for thousands of years, but the true purpose and meaning of Stonehenge still remains shrouded in mystery even today.
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    Text - HEY FWN FACE As you know. Katie and I got futilig engaged. ng wedding. Now we gotta plan a mossee QUESTION FOR YOU SOI GOTTA FU Will be my fuetng Best man? you F yes Fack no Fuck you Check a ftng box and mail that co cker back...or don't. WWhatever. SUCK A DICK Rick W. I like this one
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    Tree - the flip phone industry drug dealers teenagers with strict parents
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    Organism - Not washing your hands Washing your hands with water Washing your hands with soap to kill 99.99% of bacteria Washing your hands twice to kill 199.98% of bacteria
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    Text - I just heard someone say "you're the type of person to shit in the urinal and blame it on the black kid"
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    Text - it doesn't make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven't experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next einstein bc he's never gotten a measles shot "But it's my body!!!!" Yeah, and it can sit in quarantine as long as you like Karen, you walking smallpox blanket
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    Cartoon - Shampoo Conditioner Bodywash After all these years. Girls Finally,I have them all Boys They're the same thing.
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    Art - America before Pearl Harbor America after Pearl Harbor
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    Poster - The crossover we deserve adam.he.creator -THE STANLEYORIAN
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